Knowing what we are thinking might put you at ease. Here are the thoughts running through my head as I approach and hit on a girl:
Do I Look OK?
As I'm approaching a girl, I'm wondering if my hair is flopping strangely (even though I'm constantly fixing it), if I have any "crust" on my nose or mouth, or if my fly is down. I run through this checklist in slow motion as I'm walking toward her. Even while I'm talking to her, I'll mentally run through all the things that could be wrong with my appearance. I'll fail quickly if I'm not looking good.
How Many Other Guys Have Tried?
I hope she's not thinking "here we go again," and adding me to the pot of lame guys that she's already turned down. Most guys try to set themselves apart from the pack. Chances are, if I'm the third or fourth guy, the other guys have given "males" a bad name, and this girl will want nothing to do with me.
Why Did I Say That Stupid Thing?
I scrutinize things I say to a girl as they are popping up my mind and as they are coming out of my mouth. It's amazing that I can say so many stupid things with that diligent filter. OK, the filter is not diligent at all. But I even question the not-obviously-stupid things I say after I've said them. In fact, a large percentage of the things I say are dumb, especially when I venture into "off the beaten path" topics in an attempt to separate myself from the pack.
What Should I Say Next?
Asking questions is supposed to be good, but I'm too busy internally deciding what to ask or say next while a woman is answering or talking to me. So, she's white noise while I'm frantically searching my mind for the next words.
Am I Overstaying My Welcome?
Sometimes it's best to leave on top and walk away with a positive vibe. But, I have to figure out if I want to get a number or leave and come back. Bottom line: the girl I'm hitting on didn't come out to spend time with me all night. Even if it's going well it might be best to walk away and let her think about it a bit instead of hijacking her evening.
Is She Flirting?
Flirting is overrated for a few reasons: a. Many guys don't put much stock into it because flirting isn't always serious, and b. Clueless guys like me can't even tell when a girl is flirting. I definitely notice the obvious moves: laughing at my dumb jokes, touches, eye contact, but I'm never really sure if she's just flirtatious in nature or if she really intends to flirt with me.
Why Can't I Be Myself?
When I meet a girl for the first time, I'm extra courteous and behaved (provided I'm not drunk and acting like an idiot). It all feels so fake sometimes. I want to admit you're really hot, I want to admit that I have nerdy vices in my life, I want to talk about crazy history and music. I have to be a "restrained" version of myself the first time around, but it's not fun holding back my personality. And then, of course, I wonder if she's holding back her personality too.
Is There an Angry Boyfriend Around Here?
It's all fun and games until an angry boyfriend pulverizes me. It's so awkward when a boyfriend catches me in the act of hitting on his girlfriend. What's more, I might just be a pawn in her game to make her boyfriend jealous. Do us all a favor and somehow clue us in that you're single early on — or get rid of us by mentioning a boyfriend (you can pretend you have a boyfriend to get rid of us too).
Did you know guys are thinking these sorts of things, or do most guys appear confident and in control? What kinds of thoughts are going on in your mind when you're getting hit on, or when you hit on a guy? ( marieclaire.com )
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